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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Very funny pictures prefer and enjoy the pictures ridiculous

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May come to you today some very ridiculous pictures which will Make you laugh we hope that Chad the those pictures and enjoy the funny pictures and within those very words funny pictures
 What causes lack of sleep
funny pictures
 I'm looking for work wagging so I can not find the time to work
funny photo
 Comparison between the boy and the girl on Face book
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 I am done
funny cat

photostat shop

funny photo
stupid
funny stupid
 Wtf mom
wtf pictures   

 hold my iPhone
please my phone

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Sunday, October 21, 2012

jokes of the day 22/10/2012

jokes of the day 22/10/2012


a horse trots into a bar and the barman says
?hey duddy, why the long face

jokes of the day 22/10/2012


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A chipped potato strolls into a bar and asks the barman for a beer
sorry governor we don't serve food here, the bar man tells him

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what's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?x
everyone can chop beef , but not every can pea soup

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Saturday, October 20, 2012

The Wife Who Can See But Cannot Hear


An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and
 he rides because he can hear.

After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper. She rolls down her window and the cop says “I need to see your drivers license and vehicle registration please.”

The woman turns to her husband and shouts “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

The husband replies, “HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!”

The woman gives the documents to the offier and after studying her license the cop says, “Oh, you’re from Chicago. I’ve been there. Actually, the worse piece of ass I ever had was in Chicago!”

The woman turns to her husband and shouts “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

And the husband replies, “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU!”

jokes of the day 21/10/2012

jokes of the day 21/10/2012

too many questions-
Difficult to understand-
Too much explanation is needed-
you always fail-

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jokes of the day 21/10/2012

A man goes to a painting exhibition and say to the artist " wow,that painting of a monkey looks so real
Artist:"that's because you're standing in fornt of a mirror

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A perfect girl doesn't shout, doesn't cheat, doesn't lie, doesn't bother,doesn't nag and doesn't exist

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Friday, October 19, 2012

jokes of the day 20/10/2012

jokes of the day 20/10/2012

Alileo = great mind ,Einstein =wonderful mind , newton = extraordinary mind
,Bill Gates = brilliant mind , me = never mind

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jokes of the day 20/10/2012

A doctor and an engineer love the same girl .x
before going off to work in the field for a week
the engineer gives seven apples to the girl
because an apple a dau keeps the doctor away

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Sometimes small things in lige hurt a lot
if you don't agree with me
try sit-ting on a pin

jokes day 20/10/2012

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

jokes of the day 19/10/2012

jokes of the day 19/10/2012

a happy man marries the girl he loves: a happier man loves the girl he mar-ries

jokes of the day 19/10/2012


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girlfriend : am i pretty or ugly habeebi
little Johnnie : you are both
 girlfriend :what do you mean both?am i pretty or ugly
little Johnnie : you are both
girlfriend : what do you mean by that 
little Johnnie : you are pretty ugly

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a bit of wise advice:always consult a girl before taking any important step in life , then do exactly the opposite

 jokes 19/10/2012 

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jokes of the day 18/10/2012

jokes of the day 18/10/2012

A TOILET is like committee meeting people look anguished , sit down , make a lot of noise and ultimately drop the matter
jokes of the day 18/10/2012


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when i was a little boy, lots of girls wanted to kiss me and i let them ; now i'm a man , i want to kiss lots of girls, but no-one let's me , it's hard to being a man

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patient : i want to live to a great age
doctor: why not get married
patient :would that help
doctor: no , but the thought of a long life would never come to your mind again

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there many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight: they either join the army or get married

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