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Monday, October 15, 2012

jokes of the day 17/10/2012

jokes of the day 17/10/2012

wife:you always take my photo in your wallet to the office .why

husband : when ther's a problem,bo matter how impossible it is , i look at your picture and thr problem disapperas

wife:you see what a miraculous rfrct i have
husband: yes, when i see your photo every other problem pales into insignificance


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man on his deathbed confessing to his wife:i had an affair with your sister, your best friend and the maid

wife : i know darling . now relax, let the poison work

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jokes of the day 17/10/2012

wife:honey,what are you looking for 

husband : nothing

wife: so why have you been reading our marriage certificate for the past hour

husband: i was just checking the expiry date
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jokes of the day 17/10/2012

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