jokes of the day 22/10/2012

jokes of the day 22/10/2012

a horse trots into a bar and the barman says

?hey duddy, why the long face

jokes of the day 22/10/2012

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A chipped potato strolls into a bar and asks the barman for a beer

sorry governor we don't serve food here, the bar man tells him

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what's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?x

everyone can chop beef , but not every can pea soup

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jokes of the day 21/10/2012

jokes of the day 21/10/2012

too many questions-

Difficult to understand-

Too much explanation is needed-

you always fail-

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jokes of the day 21/10/2012

A man goes to a painting exhibition and say to the artist " wow,that painting of a monkey looks so real

Artist:"that's because you're standing in fornt of a mirror

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A perfect girl doesn't shout, doesn't cheat, doesn't lie, doesn't bother,doesn't nag and doesn't exist

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jokes of the day 20/10/2012

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jokes of the day 20/10/2012

Alileo = great mind ,Einstein =wonderful mind , newton = extraordinary mind

,Bill Gates = brilliant mind , me = never mind

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jokes of the day 20/10/2012

A doctor and an engineer love the same girl .x

before going off to work in the field for a week

the engineer gives seven apples to the girl

because an apple a dau keeps the doctor away

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Sometimes small things in lige hurt a lot

if you don't agree with me

try sit-ting on a pin

jokes day 20/10/2012

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jokes of the day 19/10/2012

jokes of the day 19/10/2012

jokes of the day 19/10/2012

a happy man marries the girl he loves: a happier man loves the girl he mar-ries

jokes of the day 19/10/2012

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girlfriend : am i pretty or ugly habeebi

little Johnnie : you are both

 girlfriend :what do you mean both?am i pretty or ugly

little Johnnie : you are both

girlfriend : what do you mean by that 

little Johnnie : you are pretty ugly

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a bit of wise advice:always consult a girl before taking any important step in life , then do exactly the opposite

 jokes 19/10/2012 

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jokes of the day 18/10/2012

jokes of the day 18/10/2012

jokes of the day 18/10/2012

A TOILET is like committee meeting people look anguished , sit down , make a lot of noise and ultimately drop the matter

jokes of the day 18/10/2012

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when i was a little boy, lots of girls wanted to kiss me and i let them ; now i'm a man , i want to kiss lots of girls, but no-one let's me , it's hard to being a man

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patient : i want to live to a great age

doctor: why not get married

patient :would that help

doctor: no , but the thought of a long life would never come to your mind again

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there many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight: they either join the army or get married

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jokes of the day 17/10/2012

jokes of the day 17/10/2012

jokes of the day 17/10/2012

wife:you always take my photo in your wallet to the office .why

husband : when ther's a problem,bo matter how impossible it is , i look at your picture and thr problem disapperas

wife:you see what a miraculous rfrct i have

husband: yes, when i see your photo every other problem pales into insignificance

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man on his deathbed confessing to his wife:i had an affair with your sister, your best friend and the maid

wife : i know darling . now relax, let the poison work

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jokes of the day 17/10/2012

wife:honey,what are you looking for 

husband : nothing

wife: so why have you been reading our marriage certificate for the past hour

husband: i was just checking the expiry date

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jokes of the day 16/10/2012

jokes of the day 17/10/2012

jokes of the day 16/10/2012

jokes of the day 16/10/2012

a girl to her mom: i want some fresh air can i go for walk

mom:all right,but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 9pm

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tell me something which will make my heart beat very fast , a girl asks her habeeb

quick.run,your father's coming "little johnnie replies

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world's shortest love story

he smiled ,she smiled . baby cried

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What did you do about it !!

snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
 “ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing

man with big feet

There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains,
 he lies down and uses them as umbrellas

wandering in bookshop

A man walks into a bookshop and says "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology