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Saturday, October 20, 2012

The Wife Who Can See But Cannot Hear


An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and
 he rides because he can hear.

After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper. She rolls down her window and the cop says “I need to see your drivers license and vehicle registration please.”

The woman turns to her husband and shouts “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

The husband replies, “HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!”

The woman gives the documents to the offier and after studying her license the cop says, “Oh, you’re from Chicago. I’ve been there. Actually, the worse piece of ass I ever had was in Chicago!”

The woman turns to her husband and shouts “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

And the husband replies, “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU!”

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